Michelle Gets WRECKED After Trying To Convince America She’s a ‘Sex Symbol’

The Obama’s are having a tough time relinquishing the spotlight since they rode off into the sunset aboard Marine-One on Trump’s inauguration day. Since that wonderful day, Obama has shadowed President Trump in an effort to undermine the President every step of the way. Michelle is also having a hard time adjusting to civilian life after 8 years of race-baiting and slamming American values. She is desperately trying to stay relevant and maintain the spotlight she enjoyed as First Lady. The only way she can accomplish that goal is by making special appearances and headlining at different events. She even made a surprise appearance at ESPN’s ESPY Awards which had the lowest ratings in years thanks to her and the liberal propaganda the network now pushes. Breitbart reported the awards show resulted in a historic new low in viewership for ESPN, leaving Michelle embarrassed and licking her wounds. She just won’t go away.

Perhaps her biggest mistake is trying to compete with the incredibly gorgeous new First Lady, Melania Trump. Michelle has been frantically booking up appearances touting her “beauty” and claiming she is a “sex symbol.”  In a recent interview, Michelle bragged about her accomplishments as First Lady and how she can barely walk down the street without being “cat-called” by men. Keep dreaming lady, you have nothing on Melania and America agrees.

According to Freedom Daily:

“As I got older, I found that men would whistle at me or make comments about how I looked as I walked down the street,” saying that men would routinely cat call as she walked by. “As if my body were their property. As if I were an object to be commented on instead of a full human being with thoughts and feelings of my own.”

The words had barely left her fat lying mouth and people across America were already questioning what alternate reality Michelle Obama resides in where she seriously thinks she’s America’s “sex symbol.” Here’s some of the most politically incorrect responses that were posted in response to Michelle’s claim:

“What sex and what species? Maybe a Congress of Baboons or Silverbacks. Pesky liberals and Democrats, if it is not dead people for votes in a poll, then it is raiding the zoo.”

“More like an abstinence symbol, I think.”

“These people are totally delusional – Obama thinks he’s a straight guy born in Hawaii that did a great job as President – WRONG. Michael thinks he is a woman who was the best first lady every and is a sex symbol in America – WRONG. These two guys need help – they are living in a fantasy world.”

“There is not enough alcohol or drugs available that could ever make Manchelle Obama a sex symbol. That would be like dragging your balls across 5 miles of broken glass just to hear Michael Moore fart in a payphone.”

“Her poor attitude and condescending arrogance is a symbol for abstinence. A person’s charm is what attracts. She is disgusting. Every parent of a horny teenage boy should make certain he has a picture Michelle in his wallet next to the Trojan.”

“Sex symbol? ROFLMAO OMG YOU’RE KILLING ME!”

“She may be a sex symbol on the planet the Predator came from.”

“She is a sex symbol….a symbol for not wanting sex. Picture her every time you look at someone and you definitely won’t want sex.”

“I think I just up threw up in my mouth and shit my self laughing to hard.”

“First, if she’s a sex symbol, what does that make Melania? And in all seriousness, she could be the most beautiful person on the planet, but to me, she’s ugly on the inside.”

Michelle’s ego is so big it is surprising she can fit her head through doors. On what planet does she live on to consider herself a sex-symbol? It certainly is not Earth, maybe Mars considering there is no life on that planet but come on let’s be real. There’s a reason people call her “Manchelle.” The only accomplishment this woman has to be proud of is assisting her husband into tearing our country in two. Never has there been so much division in recent times and it can all be traced back to the Obama’s and their terrible 8-year run in the White House. It’s time to go away and leave the spotlight to a real beauty like Melania Trump. Your time is up Michelle.

H/T Freedom Daily

 

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